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The Ducklings having a good time at the cafeteria.
Chase joking: It’s just me or whenever House and Wilson fight I feel like “my parents” are getting divorced and soon they’re going to split our custody?
Cameron smiling: It’s a mood.
Foreman: Only hope I don’t end up in House’s custody.
House appearing from nowhere stealing a frie: Don’t worry, you will go with mommy to scare all the vultures that go after his fresh divorced good looks.
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House: My wife died because she signed a consent form that I didn’t want her to sign. Died.
Cameron: That’s no true, I saw Wilson perfectly fine minutes ago.
Are you sure that this isn’t the real dialog from episode 3x19
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Young homeless Sherlock appearing for the first time at a crime scene high as a kite being as smart as rude.
Greg Lestrade: I want take care of him so bad, I want to give him a bath, some food, I want to tell him how intelligent, important and beautiful he is, I want to make him my favorite problem, I want to be there for him unconditionally, I want him to put my world upside down and don’t care at all, I want him to be happy.
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Can we talk about a Hilson! Hades and Persephone Au/or parallel where:
All around them feel pity for Wilson, poor tainted soul to good and pure to be with a heartless monster, they said, but what they don’t know is that House knowing how selfish he is being he still gives the seeds to Wilson, because he knows he needs him as his side, and Wilson, despite knowing the truth he not only accepts them but all the fruit, he devoured it and licked all the drops from his fingers, because at this point he is in love with House.
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Random inocent doctor: Wow, Dr. Wilson really has guts.
Chase: Why?
Random doctor: Well, I saw him making fun of Dr. House a couple of minutes ago.
Foreman: Really?
Random inocent doctor: Yeah, he was totally limping next to Dr. House, you know, mocking his way of walking.
Foreman knowing: …
Chase blushing: Oh God.
House entering the room: That’s what he said yesterday.
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Hear me out, this are the real dialogs from episode 3x11
House: So, what do you say? How about a conjugal visit to celebrate?
Cuddy: There’s nothing to celebrate, House.
House: Don’t want to be rude, but I was asking Wilson.
Wilson: *Babygirl™ smile*
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House in the background doing something at the edge of legality.
Random doctor: Why are you dating him? He’s a walking red flag.
Wilson looking House so fondly: Red looks good on me.
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House and Wilson kissing in front of everyone in the hospital.
House: Yeah, we’re a thing now, keep an eye out for the wedding invitations.
Everyone take out their wallets.
Cuddy approaches them: Hilson is a good name?
Wilson confused: For what?
Cuddy: For the new oncologist room.
House: What are you talking about?
Cuddy: Well, your relationship was the biggest bet that this hospital had have, with all the money involved we could afford new equipment and a hole room.
Cuddy: We’re naming it in your honor, and we spect both of you giving a couple of words on the inauguration day, after all important figures had put a lot of money in this bet.
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House entering to his office: I need you to play rock, paper and scissors.
Chase: What for?
House: To know who will be in charge during my vacations.
Cameron: You are having vacations?
House: Yeah, so hurry up before I decide to bring a mime to be your replacement.
Chase: Wait, you are going to France?
House: it’s there a problem? It’s because black and white stripes don’t look good on me?
Chase: No, it’s only…it’s not the first place I would think you choose to go on vacations, that’s all.
House: And you’re right.
Foreman: So? Why French nation is the unlucky one?
House rolling eyes: Because Wilson decided to test “where his good looks will take him” with me.
Chase: And he got a travel to France?
Foreman: Damn.
House: He started with a soda and when I noticed we were booking a flight, the manipulative bitch.
Cameron: He’s good.
Chase: Good? He’s is a professional.
Foreman smirking: And House is weak.
House: That’s it no baguette for you.
